I'm Back

After a brief hiatus from my wildly successful blogging career, I am back. Rumors persist that this break was caused by lack of ID or password knowledge, but I am here to insist it was just to re-charge my battery. I needed time to find my own identity and to answer the security question to the password of my life, nothing more.

Over the next few blogs you will learn of my favorite injury, is it my collarbone--NO, is it the time I may have broken a few toes trying to jump a swimming pool (not ours, yes I was still in high school, yes my 3 small toes on my right foot and part of my foot turned purple and were swollen for weeks, and no mom and dad never found out (kind of like riding my bike to the beach in CA))--NO, was it almost breaking my ankle on my mission--NO. You will have to wait.

You will also find out about my family. Has my wife left me--my Oreos and milk say no, did I attend Disney's High School Musical on Ice with my wife, 3 daughters, and 10,000 other screaming (fill in this space with a non-profane word) people--YES, did my family not watch TV for 8 straight days...dundunduuuuuuuhhh - YES we did not watch TV for 8 straight days or is it NO we did not watch TV for 8 straight days - either way we did not watch TV for 8 straight days - I checked with Guinness World Records and although it is a personal record it is not a Guinness record.

I am back, and life may begin anew.